A friend sent these to me, but I thought they were cute enough to post. I made my own adaptations...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
6. Obituaries are always more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7. Bad decisions make good stories.
8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
9. Should I wait until what comes after Blu-Ray to redo my movie collection?
10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
11. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
12. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
14. How do you respond to a 4-year old when he asks you, "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. How many times have you gone to get ice cream at midnight?
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. Though unfortunate, I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
2 comments:
Hilarious! And totally true. Loved that.
and ps....I don't know if it's because I'm colorblind or what, but the text wasn't readable against your brown background. I had to highlight it in order to read it. Was that just my problem because my eyes are weird??
Tiff - no, I didn't do that just to tease you. There was some extra (stupid) code that I didn't know was included when I copied and pasted the list.
Although that would have been funny... Hmmm... ideas.
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